Ready To Die

I'm Bret

Straight Edge

Lost and colder than you

Might pull up in my bucket. #beachday #gsom

shakethecobwebs:

boycott dudes who manipulate you into meeting their emotional or sexual needs but won’t date you 2k14

I swear I’ve seen posts about pretty much the same thing but with reversed genders and the guys are apparently some sort of fedora neck beards in that case. Shout out to double standards!

(via startpuking)

cyberuser:

cyberuser:

vvankinq:

cyberuser:

what do you call a message sent by a girl?

*sighs* what

a feMAIL

i got 7 messages saying this joke is offensive & that i’m the reason feminism exists

Puntriarchy scum

(Source: goth24865, via malumluna)

lewdwig-fan-beefoven:

why is this man dead

well that’ll do it

lewdwig-fan-beefoven:

why is this man dead

well that’ll do it

(via animeliberationfront)

Sweet fisheye car ride selfie. #justscenekidthings #protectyaneck #TRF4L #FWM

friendlytree:

wrywlf:

it’s been years since i’ve first seen this comic and i still think it has one of the best punchline delivers of anything i’ve ever seen

eternal classic

(Source: laughcentre, via animeliberationfront)

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